beer pong

is stupid.
just give me a beer so i can go sit the fuck down.
and not that keystone light shit.
white people.

i don't need a game to drink.
i just need an excuse,
some shame,
and some fucking pain.
now leave me to my addiction.

oh and no i didn't know you're
majoring in psychology.
so what does freud have to say
about girls who use too much teeth?

and if you're boyfriend decides
to beat the shit out of me,
that's fine.
it'll help him repress the memories
of all the dicks he had to suck
just to get in this frat.

good day.