"No Hetero" is a fresh, new term that grants you the ability to say heterosexual comments without being that stereotypical "straight guy." Say your with your gay friends and you bring up the topic of football. In previous situations they would have called you a vagina loving heterosexual, but now if you follow your statement with "No Hetero!" the awkwardness disappears. You are now able to partake in heterosexual activities while still maintaining your gayness. Here are a few examples:
1. Say the new Garth Brooks album just came out and you were first in line. Just call "No Hetero!"
2. Will and Grace is on but you want to watch My Name is Earl. Homie just call "No Hetero!"
3. Say you want to kiss the opposite sex, my dude just call "No Hetero!"
4. Say your girl was mouthing off to you and you just want to get drunk and beat her ass. Just call "No Hetero!"
5. Say you want to vote Republican, once again..."No Hetero!"
But let's get serious for one second, we all follow and love the Bible and it is God's word that a man should never lay with a woman the way he lays with another man. Jesus hates straight people. We all know that straight people are disgusting and they are not only ruining this society but for them to have the audacity to ask permission for their right to wedlock, is a slap in the face to traditional marriage. "No Hetero!" allows you to act like a dirty straight person but not become one. Thank you and God Bless America.
"No hetero!" allowing gay guys to act heterosexual, every now and again.
P.S. Role reversal...interesting isn't it?
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